Ramses

I have to believe that Ramses brand condoms are the worst named product ever.

Let's look at the main purpose of the condom - it is a birth control measure. Sure they may be able to protect against a bug or two, but they are mostly there to prevent those baby bombs from hitting their target.

That said, why name your product to prevent pregnancy after Ramses the Great...the Egyptian Phaoroah who fathered over 200 children???

Maybe they'll release a series of condoms aimed at a younger crowd by naming them after NBA players. I can just see someone at the drug store saying "yeah, I need a pack of Kemps, please!"