Cars don't have handlebars, Eddie! Hold the wheel!

So, we have an all-Euro semi-final in the World Cup!

On to other news - Eddie Griffin...man, he really was worth those three first rounders we traded to New Jersey to get him on the Rockets, huh? Thank god we didn't end up with that scrub Richard Jefferson.

sigh......Oh well! I'm a Rockets fan, things like this are to be expected.

For anyone who hasn't heard, Eddie Griffin, most recently of the Minnesota Timberwolves, was arrested after crashing his car. It appears as if he was driving drunk...and while watching porn on an in-dashboard screen...and jerking off.

As a lawyer friend pointed out to me, he'll likely be charged with carjacking.

Mr. Griffin claims that he crashed because he dropped his cell phone. His cell phone? Seriously? My god, how many hands does this man have? He's got his cell phone in one hand, his junk in the other....who's driving???

Fortunately, this is America, and basketball fans at sports venues that Griffin visits in the future will refrain from commenting on this event out of a sense of decency, I'm sure. This will be forgotten very, very quickly. Yep...very quickly.